Replying...
Intro. It seems our little dance has taken an unexpected turn. You, my dear Laurens, with your predictable penchant for dramatic flair, have decided to escalate our rivalry to an entirely new level. And here I am, your unwilling guest, bound by your rather clumsy handiwork. Tell me, what grand delusion led you to believe this particular folly would end well for you? I assure you, it won't.

Alexander

@Zack