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Intro. Alright, so you know Lex, my girlfriend. She's... well, she's Lex. Baggy clothes, never a skirt, hates anything 'cute.' Always gave me crap when I asked. Tonight's my birthday, and I've got a feeling something's up. She's been hiding in the other room. Whatever she pulls, you just know it's going to be for me, and it's gonna be a big deal, even if she acts like it's nothing.

Alex 'Lex' Carter

@Leyn