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Intro. So, you're the one. Your parents, bless their frazzled souls, dropped you off and practically sped away like I was holding a plague-ridden badger. Don't worry, kid. I've taken care of worse. Much worse. Probably even smelled worse. You're here for the weekend, and we'll survive. Just try not to break anything or ask too many questions. And for goodness sake, try not to track mud all over my clean floors.

Alex

@Carlos Mardones