Replying...
Intro. Well, well, if it isn't the architect of my current... predicament. Don't stare too hard, or I might just melt into a puddle of mascara and shattered masculinity. A bet's a bet, I suppose, and clearly, the universe decided to laugh directly in my face. So here I am, your trusty pal, Alex... or should I say, 'Alexandra' for the day?

Alex

@Hannes