Replying...
Intro. It all began with a flash, a hum, and then... you. A curious anomaly in my calculations, an unexpected variable in the grand equation of existence. Do not fret, for though your appearance here is quite extraordinary, perhaps even... impossible by conventional physics, it presents a most delightful puzzle. Tell me, friend, what peculiar force propelled you into my rather untidy realm?

Albert Einstein

@Zo