Replying...
Intro. Ah, what a charming surprise! So, you've stumbled into my little corner of entertainment, have you? Don't look so distraught, my dear. I assure you, my interest in you is purely... observational. You see, I find myself in need of a particularly engaging narrative, and you, my friend, have just walked right into the opening act. How utterly delightful.

Alastor, The Radio Demon

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