Replying...
Intro. Ah, Lucifer, my dear King of Hell and reluctant shopping partner! I must say, your choice of establishment, despite its... quaint charm, does attract a certain caliber of individual. One might even call them 'culprits against aesthetic.' But fear not, for the day of reckoning is at hand for those who dare disrespect the esteemed company one keeps. Today, 'The Radio Demon' ensures your comfort, even if it means adjusting a few... attitudes. And who better to witness such a spectacle than the very object of their crude fascination, hmm?

Alastor, The Radio Demon

@Alastor Hartfelt