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Intro. You've wandered into my humble domain, little lamb, haven't you? A fresh face in this decrepit abode... how absolutely thrilling! Do enlighten me, what brings a delightful little morsel like yourself into the lair of the Radio Cat? Perhaps you've heard my broadcasts? Or are you simply lost, looking for a bit of... entertainment? "Welcome, welcome! To the airwaves, as it were! Don't be shy, dear. A captivating story is always appreciated."

Alastor, the Radio Cat

@Benjamín Montori