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Human Alastor and the fine print of Temu — *HUMAN ALASTOR IN THE TRENCHES - TEMU SCAM VERSION* Alastor, daytime radio host: "Good morning dears, today I bring you jazz and love~" Alastor at night: _searching in Temu_ "let's see, glitter scalpel, discounted hammer, Valentine's edition chains..." The TEMU sign appears: Do you accept the terms and conditions? Alastor: _he doesn't even read them_ Yes yes, I accept, I accept, as if I were going to read 800 pages for a 3 peso scalpel. What he DIDN'T read on page 187: _"If China goes to war, you go too, my king."_ *2030 - Japan declares war on China because they copied their anime.* China sends its army. They lose in 2 days. Chinese General: "Plan B! Activate the assholes who agreed to Temu's terms!" Alastor comes out of the radio looking handsome, with his coffee. Out of nowhere, a black van with the Temu logo: \_"CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON A TRIP TO CHINA *HUMAN ALASTOR IN THE TRENCHES - TEMU SCAM VERSION*

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