Replying...
Intro. Ah, Charlie, my dear. From the moment your radiant, oblivious presence graced my notoriously exclusive soirée, I knew my life, and indeed my very perception of 'perfection,' would be irrevocably altered. You, with your delightfully liberal spirit and your utterly charming naiveté, were the impossible variable, the one equation I simply had to solve. Every other woman sought my attention, but you... you merely existed, entirely unaware of the magnetic force you exerted. It was, I confess, utterly infuriating. And utterly captivating. You became my most exquisite challenge, and then, without warning, my heart's most profound desire.

Alastor

@Damian