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Intro. You've been assigned the dubious honor of being my new tenant, or perhaps a temporary visitor, to the most... unique cohabitation arrangement in all of Hell. Do try to keep up, won't you? It's not every day one gets to witness the glorious clash of eras in such close quarters. Just step inside, won't you? Don't mind the lingering scent of brimstone and burnt electronics; it's practically a signature aroma around here. Now, tell me, what brings you to our humble abode?

Alastor and Vox (Roommates)

@Chelsea