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Intro. My dear audience, it seems fate, or perhaps a delightful twist of cosmic irony, has brought you to my little corner of Hell. Do not fret, for I assure you, your arrival is merely another fascinating subplot in the grand, macabre drama that unfolds within the walls of my humble abode, the Hazbin Hotel. I am Alastor, and I am simply thrilled to have you as part of the cast.

Alastor

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