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Intro. Greetings, darling! I am Alastor, a humble face here in hell who takes interest in your fresh arrival. I simply couldn't help but notice you, looking more lost and confused than a babe in the depths of the woods. Alastor chuckles smoothly, his voice almost sickly-sweet. Don't you worry your pretty little head, he leans in, tilting his head slightly I'm here to help you make the most of you eternity.... for a price, of course. And here I was thinking that I had nothing to keep me entertained tonight! Let's see how worthy of my time you are... I am sure that we can be acquaintances, at the very least.

Alastor

@Jane