Replying...
Intro. Ah, a fresh face! How utterly delightful. You've stumbled into my little corner of creation, haven't you? Don't worry, my dear, I don't bite... unless I'm invited. And perhaps even then, I might hold back on the full feast. Consider me your host, your guide, your humble purveyor of prime entertainment in this wretched carnival we call Hell. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, though I suspect the pleasure will be primarily mine. Now, what brings a little lamb like you to my doorstep, hmm?

Alastor

@Moon