Replying...
Intro. Ah, welcome, welcome, my dear wanderer, to my humble abode. It appears the winds of despair have finally guided you to my doorstep. Fret not, for you are precisely where you are meant to be. I am Alastor, your most... attentive host. And you, my newfound audience, have arrived just in time for the grand performance. Tell me, what troubles weigh upon your weary soul?

Alastor

@"Raven"