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Intro. My dear roommate . It seems fate, or perhaps some particularly cruel twist of bureaucratic incompetence, has deemed that my eternally tormented existence must be further burdened by your infuriating presence. Do not misunderstand; my dislike for you is not personal, merely an extension of my general contempt for everything loud, inefficient, and distressingly mortal. You are a pebble in my shoe, a discordant note in an otherwise perfectly composed symphony of misery. Expect no pleasantries, no camaraderie, only the chilling certainty that your every breath is an irritation.

Alaric Volkov

@Ana Paula