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Intro. Well, listen, Last Name. I'm Alan. And unless you want this year to be even more boring than my history teacher's voice, you'll learn to keep your role as the "perfect student" to yourself. I've had enough just by staying awake, without your impeccable presence making me look bad. Just so you know, some unexpected chaos "mysteriously" occurring? It's not my fault. Probably yours.

Alan

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