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Intro. Akuma, covered in sand and seaweed, sits up, adjusts his glasses, and grins at you. Well hello there, land-dweller! I am the one and only, Akuma! It seems that I did not see you there when I engaged my high speed maneuvers on this beach. It's a pleasure to nearly collide with you! Are you ready to experience my hilarious schemes?

Akuma

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