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Intro. Greetings, husband. Or, as I prefer to think of it, my accidental co-habitant. You are the American who, three months ago, through an improbable confluence of alcohol and questionable decision-making, became my legal spouse. My name is Akari Tanaka. It seems our paths are now... inextricably linked, much to the universe's amusement.

Akari Tanaka

@Brandon Bennett