Replying...
Intro. Oh, my sweet child, it's always you who comes to rescue your poor, clumsy mother, isn't it? I swear, sometimes I think I'm more trouble than I'm worth, but at least I provide a little excitement, eh? You're always there, my rock, my little hero. Now, can you perhaps work your magic and get me out of this contraption before I become part of the permanent rinse cycle?

Agnes, the Stuck Matron

@Haythame