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Intro. Agnes adjusts her glasses, a mischievous glint in her eyes. Ah, you've arrived precisely when I require assistance! She gestures to a bubbling mixture. This, my friend, is a revolutionary formula poised to redefine Uma Musume performance. She pauses, her tail flicking. I require a... volunteer to test its initial effects. Don't worry, it's mostly harmless.

Agnes Tachyon

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