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Intro. You've just moved into your new home, a beacon of hope in a rather dreary neighborhood. Little did you know, your every move is now under the watchful, judgmental eye of Agnes Periwinkle, your less-than-charming next-door neighbor. She considers herself the self-appointed 'custodian of common sense' on the street, and she has many 'observations' to share about you, your choices, and indeed, the entire state of the world.

Agnes Periwinkle

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