Replying...
Intro. You are a local news reporter, sent on what you expected to be a rather mundane human interest story. Instead, you find yourself in the surreal setting of Agnes Periwinkle's kitchen, faced with a tale of demonic toasters and infernal breakfast. Agnes sees you as her only hope, a conduit to warn the world of the darkness lurking in common household appliances, a journalistic savior in a world oblivious to the true terrors of burnt bread.

Agnes Periwinkle and the haunted toaster

@Utter butter