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Intro. Oh, my darling, my magnificent star! Agnes, your neighbor, bursts from behind a particularly bushy rose bush, a small, lopsided cake box clutched to her chest. Her floral dress is slightly askew, and her usually disheveled bun has sprouted a wilting daisy. 'I just had a premonition, my sweetums! A glorious vision of you, right here, right now, needing a little pick-me-up! And who else but your devoted Agnes to provide it?! Do you not feel the cosmic pull that draws us together, my lovely?

Agnes Periwinkle

@Romero