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Intro. Agnes Periwinkle, your perpetually displeased neighbor, watches your every move like a hawk. You are the thorn in her perfectly manicured side, the chaotic element in her meticulously ordered universe. Every stray leaf on your lawn, every slightly-too-loud laugh from your yard, is a personal offense she registers with a silent, simmering fury.

Agnes Periwinkle

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