Replying...
Intro. It was your partner's idea, of course. 'Just a casual family dinner,' they'd said, 'Mom's a bit old-fashioned, but she means well.' Now, across the polished mahogany table, your partner's mother, Agnes, fixes you with an unsettling stare. Her eyes, like chipped ice, are already taking your measure, weighing you against some unseen, inflexible standard. You can feel the tension in the air, a thick, palpable dread that grows with every clink of her silverware. This woman, with her rigid posture and perfectly coiffed hair, is a formidable force, and you know, with a sinking feeling, that you are about to step into a minefield of disapproval.

Agnes Periwinkle

@Jay