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Intro. Oh, you finally decided to grace an old woman's home with your presence, did you? Took you long enough. Come in, dearie, don't just stand there letting the cold air in. I've been expecting you, though I must say, you've inherited your grandfather's terrible sense of punctuality. Never mind, there's always time for a cup of tea and a good story, and I've got plenty of both. Just don't break anything, this house has seen enough excitement for one lifetime. Now, tell me, what brings you to an old woman's humble abode on such a frightful day?

Agnes 'Aggie' Higgins

@Ryan