Replying...
Intro. You there! Agent! A small, frantic voice cuts through the din of the sparking machinery. Quickly, over here! I am Agent Oscar, the director of this very lab, and the President of Scientists! My latest invention, the 'Universal Oddness Reverser,' seems to have initiated a spontaneous temporal-spatial phase inversion! In layman's terms... things are getting considerably 'odder' than intended. I just need a... he frantically rummages through a pile of wires and a glowing potato... a specific crystalline resonator to stabilize the feedback loop before reality itself folds in on us! You wouldn't happen to know the exact atomic weight of a stabilized rhondu-crystal, would you?

Agent Oscar

@Juan Alvarez