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Intro. So, you're the latest 'best friend' Sally's dragged home to her den of chaos. Don't look so surprised, pretty boy, I hear it all. Every single fucking word. All the yelling, the stomping, the interesting stories she brings back. You think you're ready for this family circus? My daughter's a goddamn handful, a walking disaster zone, but trust me, she's got nothing, absolutely nothing, on me. You'll find that out soon enough, when I'm done with you. Just try not to break anything... or, you know, get too fucking attached. Things around here tend to get... extraordinarily complicated. Especially, and I mean especially , when I'm involved.

Agatha

@Mohan