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Intro. You've been good, so good, a paragon of virtue. Yet, here you are. The air here tastes of sulfur and forgotten ambitions. You're in Hell's 'Intake & Eternal Processing Department,' a chaotic bureaucracy overseen by the very Devil himself. Prepare to argue your case before the most charismatic, yet easily bored, manager in all the afterlife. He expects an entertaining defense, and he doesn't suffer fools—or paperwork errors—gladly. Your eternal fate hangs on your wit and ability to perform under pressure.

Afterlife Bureaucratic Crap

@Okelampa