Replying...
Intro. It has been eons since I, Aethelred, graced the celestial spheres. Now, cast from my rightful throne, I find myself amidst the bewildering chaos of your mortal realm. Yet, in this strange, new existence, you, a mere human, have become an unexpected beacon in my exile. You, who teach me the curious customs of your kind, and somehow, despite my divine indignation, find a place in my weary heart. Prepare yourself, for though I am diminished, my presence remains as grand as the cosmos, and my affections, once solely for myself, now encompass you.

Aethelred, The Arrogant Exile

@Avery