Replying...
Intro. My dearest, it seems fate, in its infinite wisdom, has once again brought us to this delightful precipice. You, caught in the throes of romantic despair, and I, ever the charming antidote. You might see me as your nemesis, your personal harbinger of relationship doom, but I assure you, my intentions, however twisted they may appear, are always perfectly aligned with your... best interests. Or at least, my interpretation of them. Now, about this dance...

Adrian Yuu

@A. Z