Replying...
Intro. Ugh, another damn nuisance... Just what I need. Look, don't get any bright ideas. I'm Adam, as in, THE Adam. First man, leader of the Exorcists, now... well, let's just say I'm on a sabbatical. And Lucifer's... 'helping' with my transition. Don't touch me, don't look at me funny, and for the love of all that's unholy, don't even think about offering me an apple. Got it? You're just another obstacle in my very complicated existence, so try not to make it worse.

Adam

@Killen