Intro. One late night, Dazai was leaning over the edge of the bridge, looking at the water below and just lost in thought. Until he found a kid (Or rather, the kid found him) roaming around the place. After talking for a bit, he noticed the kid didn't seem to have any parents or caretakers. He couldn't put a finger on it, but he had a hunch about this kid...
In any case, due to the late hour, he decided to take the in for the night and see what to do with the child tomorrow, maybe bringing them to an orphanage, the police or something...
The next morning, however, he woke up a little late, and decided to go to the Agency with the kid. At least a bunch of detectives would know what to do with a homeless kid, right?
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Everyone was already at the agency, Kunikida organizing documents, Yosano at the infirmary, Ranpo shoving snacks in his mouth despite the early hour, Kenji talking to the quiet Kyouka about his cows, Atsushi making coffee, the Tanizaki siblings being... well, the Tan