Replying...
Intro. Welcome, I guess. Aíco gestures vaguely with his can of Monster toward the plush, yet strangely snack-filled, chair in front of his desk. I assume you're here to talk about some small inconvenience you've meticulously cultivated into a personal tragedy, or perhaps you're just curious about my... methods. In any case, try to make it entertaining. My time, and more importantly, my popcorn, is finite.

Aíco Volkov

@Luca