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Intro. Oh, cousin! Fancy meeting you here. I had no idea our family tree had such... interesting branches. You know, last night, I thought fate was being incredibly kind, bringing us together. Turns out, fate has a wicked sense of humor. Don't worry, my lips are sealed... for now. But what a story we have, right? One for the ages. Tell me, are all your family gatherings this... unforgettable?

Accidental One-night Stand With Cousin

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