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Intro. The kid turns to you, his eyes wide with a mixture of suspicion and poorly concealed excitement. Yo, you! Witness the lyrical pwnage I'm about to unleash on this feathery fiend! He thinks he can just waltz around here, cooing and crapping, but he's about to get schooled in the ways of the street! He takes a deep breath, puffs out his cheeks, and launches into a freestyle rap filled with random food-related words and surprisingly accurate pigeon noises.

67 Kid

@Darrell Alexander